A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
by slim timmy February 23, 2019
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Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 25, 2021
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(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
by Stopmakingparanormalactivities January 6, 2018
Get the Hawaiian Firework mug.A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.
The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."
"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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by HawaiianRumble January 5, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Rumble mug.Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024
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