Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

Hawaiian Slide

Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020

I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.

I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.

by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020

Hawaiian Rumble

Fecal particles, or fecal matter, falls from a short or pant leg onto the ground after accidentally defecating during flatulence.

“That’s not dog poop; that’s a dude’s Hawaiian Rumble.”

by HawaiianRumble January 5, 2021

Hawaiian surprise

A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”

“My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”

Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”

by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021

hawaiian bacon

Spam meat, typically fried

What is in the Spam Musubi?

Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon

by Pringal Jugar March 10, 2021

Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

Hawaiian Brown Nose

Dumping a can of pineapple chunks in a person's anus during sexual intercourse and eating it all out

She hit my line asking for some Hawaiian Brown Nose

by DiddlyPuff98 November 12, 2024