Grapefruit technique

When you have a grapefruit and you cut it into thirds, then proceed to cut a hole in the middle of it. After procede to suck your man's d*ck and get it hard. Then rub the grapefruit up and down. Remember grapefruit is a fat burner so you lose weight while sucking d*ck.

Bobby"you should tell your GF to use the grapefruit technique on you."
Tim""what is it?"
Bobby"look it up c;"

by Bobby 2.2 February 28, 2018

Grapist

a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

The Grapist sodomized j00!

by Ni-No-Mo-No March 18, 2003

grape slide

A moronic hazing ritual that requires new pledges of a fraternity to slide naked down a hallway on all fours with a grape positioned firmly inside the anus. If the grape falls out before the end of the hallway is reached, the pledge must eat it. Also see toilet surfing.

Earl tasted his own shit after the grape fell from his asshole during the grape slide.

by Robb H. July 6, 2006

Grapples

To wrap someone around arms around another making it impossible for other to move.

*grapples you*

by Fallen Sister December 22, 2009

Grape Turd

A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.

I went to a port-a-potty at the race to take a piss. There was a handful of grape turds in the bottom, but I pissed on them and busted'em up.

by chork November 29, 2005

Grapefruit Soda

The worst and best soda ever made...at the same time. You just love to hate it and hate to love it.

Im drinking some as you read this.


Im also watching you through your bedroom window.

tasty

mmm....I love watching people drink Grapefrout Soda.

by SecCom October 9, 2004

grape fanta

Grape Flavoured Fanta, That Makes Everything Better.

side effects may include, burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.

renee was sad but then she had some grape fanta to cheer her up.

by reneeisdabomb February 4, 2010