dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick

Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015

gopher style

Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.

So the wife and I tried something new, gopher style

by The Butteman January 19, 2016

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020

Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.

Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.

by TBsquishy November 29, 2020

Gopher

A person that only comes around when it's convenient for them (usually a man) when a woman has money,status, or power

A:Reggie is a Gopher come income tax time
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
Gold Digger Moocher Man Whore

by It stings when ip March 16, 2018

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017