google it

1. The first and only two words that you should teach your children.

2. The universal answer to all questions.

3. The answers to all of the questions on Jeopardy

3. (v.) The act of googling something

The answer to all of the questions on Jeopardy are "google it Alec".

by Wikipedius Degreeus November 26, 2011

google it

to promote more efficient conversations, the answer for all questions that can be answered with common knowledge or facts, or any information retrievable from the internet.

Mike - "Hey, help me figure out how to get this stain out of my favorite pants."

Jenny - "Google it."

by ponderopus July 4, 2009

Google+

A social networking site developed by Google that aims to copy every single other social networking site out there. Anyone who actually likes Google+ is the equivalent of that retard in college who still didn't have a phone.

I can't even bring myself to talk about this piece of shit. Google+ is an absolute joke.

by Mr Garbell! May 24, 2016

googled

to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing

"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."

by neologo May 15, 2010

Google+

Google+ is a social networking and identity service that is owned and operated by Google, and also fucked Youtube's comment system in the ass.

John: Hey dude, did you check out the new Youtube?
Richard: Yeah, Google+ and Youtube mixed, it sucks balls, man.

by The Silly Gentleman May 26, 2014

googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.

'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'

by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003

Googleing

The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.

My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.

by Opie2011 October 15, 2010