Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

goodie-two-shoes

A person who surrenders his/her life to the parent of the opposite sex. He/she has a sexual relationship with this parent, and his/her life depends on the promises of this parent.

That goodie-two-shoes is mentally incompatible to build his own family because he is so fucked up by his mother!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006

oogle ma goodies

a phrase exclaimed when you see something awesome.

"Damn, Look at that booty!"

by Post-Toastee September 15, 2003

Homo-Goody two shoes

A person (a closeted homosexual) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. he/She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in its virginity and practice of abstinence. He/She is definitely a God-fearing homosexual or lesbian who cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course He/she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy or girl (respectively) beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Eduardo Verastegui (previous Ricky Martin's love) is a Homo-Goody two shoes"

He acts so much like a nun, he's a Homo-Goody two shoes

OMG Jennifer is such a homo-goody two shoes

by account_user January 9, 2009

oh my goody good goodness

when something is extremely silly or bizarre

did he really just do that, oh my goody good goodness!

by sneakyern October 6, 2022

goodies

gummy bears inside a treasure chest, gurded by an vicious Care Bear

those goodies are mine!

by snakecybermint August 13, 2020

A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!

by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023