goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 24, 2017

Goobs

The best type of person there can possibly be in this world

Ma nigga goobs

by Mynigg April 6, 2019

Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”

“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”

by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021

Goob

One Word: David!

Just Add This For The Sake Of All Humanity!

'Wow would you look at that, David's the exact replica irl of Goob from "Meet the Robinsons."

by Harvard Future Grad January 10, 2019

Goob

A nasty trucker who admits to just pissing on himself a little bit every time he pees into a bottle in his truck. Tends to be a bit racist and cry victim when blasted.

Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.

by TheHairy July 21, 2025

GooB

Someone who just doesn't give a fuck what the establishment or authority or the current narrative has to say, and sticks to middle fingers up in the air while walking away Proudly.

Are you a GooB too?
Goobs Unite!

Man, Look at that guy! He just gave the them two middle fingers and walked away like he didn't give a crap what they had to say. Wow he is such a GooB! How do I become like that?

by anonymous June 14, 2022