Goob

It means poop in a weird way

Hey teacher can I go goob?
Yeah You can!

by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021

Goob

It Means really nothing.

Goob
What?

by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021

Goobs

A man that gets no bitches and has a sad life.

man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.

man 2: What does that mean?

man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.

by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022

Goob

a goob is a name for someone who acts cool but is very annoying and short

girl 1: oh my heck why is chad so short and annoying?
girl 2: well he is a goob

by The nicknamer April 3, 2022

rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

goob

What someone says when there is food in their mouth and they are trying to say “good”. They are usually talking about the food.

How’s the food?
While chewing: *it’s goob*

by Quadobyulon March 27, 2021

GOOB

GOOB is the philosophy that Grande Omega is of more importance than Women
Grande Omega Over Bitches.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

by BrankoNedeljkovic May 12, 2021