goldfish

the useless, no good for nothing, lazy, loud music playing and just all around annoying peolpe in our society today. as useless as a goldfish. mostly pertaining to those of the african american race that think they are the illest homie around. iller than 50 cent.

"Hey Bob, that damn golfish never does any work." "I know fred, I'd like to feed him to my pirahnas as food."

by rod May 8, 2003

Goldfish

A reference or equivelant to cocain/crack and or assortment of date rape drugs

"That nigga ED spilt all her goldfish in her computor room"
"That nigga ED swears she will quit the goldfish right after this fix"
"That nigga ED will only take goldfish in its purest form"

by TFean April 22, 2006

Goldfish

The most useless animal that has completely no purpose.
God was high when he made it.

Goldfishes dont do SHIT!

by Georgioz December 12, 2009

Goldfish juice

Its Orange juice basically.
You can't stare at a fish tank whilst drinking orange juice.
Otherwise it will become GOLDFISH JUICE!
like, ewww!

Toni: i like Dr Pepper coz its nice, but i'd prefer it to be orange coz orange is nicer, but i dnt want it to be orange coz then it'd look like i woz drinking goldfish juice.
Natalie: GOLDFISH JUICE! LMAO. ew.

by Toni. November 26, 2007

happy as a goldfish in the sea

Helen's phrase, created on new years eve of 2004.. she was extremly drunk and on her way to paralytic..too much of the old vodka i think :-P !
Helen staed this, when i asked her how she was..shortly before falling into my bath and collapsing onto my bed.. appualing behaviour helen! Of course, jan was completely sober :-)...!

Jan - Are you ok helen?
Helen - happ as a goldfish in the sea!!
Jan - okk then?
Helen - Wouldn't a goldifhs die in the sea, it's salty?

by Sumone who's bored :) March 6, 2005

goldfish the game

goldfish- the card game when you play with a partner and ask them for a specific type of card so you can make a pair and win the game by haing no cards left. When your partner doesnt have the card your looking for then they say goldfish and have to pick from the deck!

heres an example of goldfish the game;
Bill: 7 of spades?
Richard: GOLDFISH!
Bill: ugh richard! your definetly going to win this. you know wht? I FORFIT!!!!!!!!

by Pinkfish224224 April 20, 2014

Goldfish hot pocket

The act of chewing goldfish then spitting it into to woman's vagina then Fucking the hell out of her

Yeah dude I did the goldfish hot pocket to McKenzie last night

by Phoenix thompson January 20, 2017