Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

by Genovation September 9, 2011

Sexual Goddess

a person who is sex crazy, who knows everything about sex and wants it all the time

Jeff was all over me last night! he's such a sexual goddess!

by ANJForever March 17, 2005

goddess

Carmen Electra...

Nuff Said.

That woman is a goddess who never seems to age...

by Rattlesnake316 September 8, 2007

Emo Goddess

ME.
A girl that has a lot of experience with emo culture and that is bordering on being emoth.She cares for and protects her followers,emo boys and emo girlsfrom the total exposure of her kind. emo goddesses are mysterious and they tend to want only the totally emo to know her deep, dark secrets.

*girl* - hey cheer up emo boy
*emo boy* - 'cries'
*emo goddess* - leave him bitch
*emo goddess* - come and cut with us emo boy
*emo boy* - 'cries' okay
*other emo boy* - come on emo boy 'cries'(puts arm around emo boy)
*emo boy* - 'cries'(kisses other emo boy)
*girl* - you two are gay
*emo goddess* - fuck off

by EmoGoddess November 16, 2006

lowkey a goddess

BEYONCE

beyonce is lowkey a goddess
Honey its just the queen herself

by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

Goddesses

"Goddess(es)" -noun (plural). Average looking prostitutes; Enablers.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary.

These goddesses are getting expensive but as long as I'm winning and my heart pumps tiger blood, I will keep banging them.

- Charlie Sheen

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

Yarn Goddess

The Yarn Goddess - we are the sisterhood of the yarn goddess (aka knitters - usualy insane, obsessive knitters)

" >gasp< This is the perfect colour and ply and.... There IS a yarn goddess after all "

by Oth February 19, 2006