Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.

The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.

by Danbman77 April 7, 2019

Ultimate Goal

Doing two chicks at the same time

Hey Paul, I totally achieved the Ultimate Goal last night with two stupid drunk chicks.

by HTHEOS February 21, 2009

musty goal tender

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry

I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender

by skippysmistake September 1, 2009

field goal face

a huge gap in her teeth, enough possibly to kick a field goal.

shes got field goal face...you can kick a field goal through her teeth..nasty.

by johnny shocker January 26, 2006

If there's a hole, there's a goal

Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.

When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.

"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021

by stysan August 9, 2022

Sweaty Goal

Scoring a sweaty goal is when 3 guys have 3 girls lined up, gagging for their piece. You spend a specified amount of time on each girl and by the time all 3 of you are on your last girl, you release the Kraken, unleash the beast, score the sweaty goal. And at the moment of this climax you scream "Goala goala goaaaalllliiiiissseeeeeeemmmooooohhhhhhh, hat-trick-hat-trick, goaaaaalllllololololol". And then pursue to leave the room sharply as all 3 girls have received a sweaty goal. You could also have variations, such as a Sweaty Brace if there is 2 guys and girls, and also just a plain Sweaty, for 1 girl and 1 guy.

Mate, last night, 3 of us had these 3 girls and all scored a sweaty goal, biblical.

by BareLulzzz September 28, 2011

Squad Goal

A controversial tactic in Football (Soccer), where all players in the 25-man squad synchronously enter the field of play at a critical moment in the match, mob the other team and score a collective goal.

But ultimately Burnley's rugged defence proved no match for Manchester United's squad goal in the 15th minute of injury time.

by IceFergLettuce May 5, 2019