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Twitter Glitter

The act of marking one's significant other on Twitter through cute, flirty mentions and replies, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person glittering another.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).
Lynn Twitter Glittered Edward last night with her seven @ replies. They're totally dating.
by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012
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glitter hole

A homosexual male's anus.
Guy #1: This dude at work thought I had a glitter hole.
Guy #2: No way! Did you tell him you like bishes?

or

Charlie: Mmm, Kevin! You look hot in those pants. I want to lick your glitter hole tonight!
Kevin: Oh, you silly queen! Come and get it.
by CrapIceberg June 5, 2011
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gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him
"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"
by niallthedragon January 16, 2009
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glitter af

when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.
"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video
by ladyblue98 June 22, 2015
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glitter ass

When a man or woman rubs his or her butt in glitter before sex.
Tom had his glitter ass ready for me last night.
by LeBaron Jame April 8, 2016
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glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.
At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.
by bingofettstl December 24, 2008
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Glitter Skidder

a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.

b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.
"I just left a glitter skidder on a friendly fan."
by Miss Kitty Baby December 23, 2009
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