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Glazed balls

When a girl farts while you are on top of her having sex.
Martha and Mark were fucking and she gave him glazed balls.
by bruja915 March 22, 2016
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glazed knuckle

After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.
by JayPare July 2, 2017
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Glaze-A-Face

An Extremely Hot Girl In which you would like to Spill your Goo on all over.
Wow That Gurl was extremely hot What a Glaze-a-Face!
when a gurl walks by yell =Glaze-A-Face!
I would like to Glaze all over her face like a Doughnut.
by "Hey She's a Glaze-a-Face" September 28, 2015
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Glazed Ribs

When someone with a penis and balls ejaculates onto the ribs of another person. Similar to a pearl necklace, but on the torso.
When Jackson pulled out of Marissa to cum, he gave her some glazed ribs.
by CougarHunter69666 September 28, 2019
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Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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Slay and Glaze

To have sexual intercourse with a female and then cover said female with ejaculate.
At the BBQ, I told Mark's younger sister that I wanted to Slay and Glaze her. I took her down Conan-style. She was no match for my sword. Plus, she was amenable when I told her that she was gonna get glazed like a Dunkin'.
by gaucho14 March 23, 2009
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glazed pecan

A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.
See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!

My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!
by glazedpecan October 28, 2015
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