mom: David, go do your homeowrk,
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
by Sexydimma January 07, 2014
The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.
by Honkbalpet December 10, 2010
When KQ used the phrase "sandy vagina"; I alerted him to get off my skiis as I was the one who coined this phrase
by El Diablo fin August 26, 2009
The phrase used when a person is sweeping the floor and someone steps right into the pile of sweepings said person has gathered, accidentaly or deliberately, and scatters all of it back across the floor, causing the person to have to restart.
Idiot: Hey what's up man? (walking across the floor)
Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.
Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)
Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!
Idiot: This is my place?
Sweeper: ...
Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.
Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)
Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!
Idiot: This is my place?
Sweeper: ...
by Ken Bratz April 16, 2011
When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022
A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 10, 2012