A member of the opposite sex whose attraction cannot be ignored. One has an obligation to "go for" (pronounced gopher) it thus making him or her a "gopher".
by The a team is the true team September 12, 2009
Get the Gopher mug.A woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy breasts. Derived from: "Her tits are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they GO FOR the ground... hence gopher tits.
Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!
by Baconheart December 28, 2008
Get the gopher tits mug.To speak in a sensitive manner about a demographic in a specific area that would otherwise be appropriate elsewhere. Typically done by individuals of the same background who originate from a different place.
Tyler: Man, I love vacationing in Mexico. The people here are so nice and great.
Wuan: Yeah. I wish Trump would get off of their asses and let them in already.
Tyler: Fuck no. I don't want any illegal beaners over there.
Wuan: You just talked about how great these people are. Now, suddenly, you hate Mexicans?
Tyler: No! I love Mexicans! I hate Mexican Americans! I was being geopolitically correct. They can thrive in or fuck up their own country if they want. But leave mine the fuck alone. I like it the way it is. I just needed a break from it is all. It's raining sensitive pansies over there what with BLM losers, Antifa, the dumbass fake metoo movement, LGBTQNBCNCISwhatever the fuck it is called babies, ILLEGAL immigrants demanding legal rights, feminazis, extreme leftists and rightists, and yada yada. I just wanted to relax, eat some authentic Mexican food, drink tequila, snort cocaine, and bang hookers.
Wuan: Ok. That last part wasn't geopolitically correct.
Tyler: Nah. That's what we call a stereotype.
Wuan: Yeah. I wish Trump would get off of their asses and let them in already.
Tyler: Fuck no. I don't want any illegal beaners over there.
Wuan: You just talked about how great these people are. Now, suddenly, you hate Mexicans?
Tyler: No! I love Mexicans! I hate Mexican Americans! I was being geopolitically correct. They can thrive in or fuck up their own country if they want. But leave mine the fuck alone. I like it the way it is. I just needed a break from it is all. It's raining sensitive pansies over there what with BLM losers, Antifa, the dumbass fake metoo movement, LGBTQNBCNCISwhatever the fuck it is called babies, ILLEGAL immigrants demanding legal rights, feminazis, extreme leftists and rightists, and yada yada. I just wanted to relax, eat some authentic Mexican food, drink tequila, snort cocaine, and bang hookers.
Wuan: Ok. That last part wasn't geopolitically correct.
Tyler: Nah. That's what we call a stereotype.
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