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Geesh

An oriental massage parlor that advertises “Stress Therapy Massages” but in reality operates as a full brothel. Typically open 24/7 and located in seedy areas, geeshes often serve as the last resort for drunk bros that struck out during that nights escapades.
Dylan: Yo Mike did you bang Kati in Atlantic City last night?
Mike: Nah, she was all pissed at me so I took the money I won and me and Nat just got jerked at the geesh.
by Mikeypal609 July 8, 2018
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geep

a tall, lanky, self aware, socially awkward geek, who may be perceived as creepy to some, despite his good intentions and friendly nature.
Tim Robbins in the Hudsucker Proxy.
Tim Robbins in High Fidelity
Tim Robbins in Bull Durham

Scenario: A lanky guy knocks over a table spilling marinara sauce on a woman's bossom. He tries to help by wiping it off, is slapped in the face and walks home alone. When he arrives home he watched an episode of SCTV and feels a lot better.

"What a geep, huh?"
by kurtwood mudgens, jr. November 5, 2009
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Geech

We gotta geech cuz we's gots' deez mommies waitin at da cut.
by the dylio May 13, 2010
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gemph

In television, TV director says

"Get that gemph out of the back of my shot"
by GIANQ July 17, 2006
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Geechie TV

Have you heard that song with Plies and Geechie TV?
by veggienerd May 17, 2010
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GEEP!!!

A battle shout made by the indigenous cave dwellers of the Blue Ridge Mountains. If you ever hear this they have spotted you, are descending on you rapidly, and you're f*cked!
"GEEP!!! GIBBLE-GELP, GIBBLE-GELP, GEEP!!!"
by Doug-Bo Delbar July 5, 2020
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Geechi

A real ass nigga. No BS, no nonsense, and no complaints about anything valid. Open to conversations and debates; also holds true to their values and morals. Ready to expose and banish any simpleton who shows disrespect, prejudice, and lies about common knowledge.
Do not be fooled by the machine, stay Geechi.
by GhostXIII May 31, 2021
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