An oriental massage parlor that advertises “Stress Therapy Massages” but in reality operates as a full brothel. Typically open 24/7 and located in seedy areas, geeshes often serve as the last resort for drunk bros that struck out during that nights escapades.
Dylan: Yo Mike did you bang Kati in Atlantic City last night?
Mike: Nah, she was all pissed at me so I took the money I won and me and Nat just got jerked at the geesh.
Mike: Nah, she was all pissed at me so I took the money I won and me and Nat just got jerked at the geesh.
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Tim Robbins in the Hudsucker Proxy.
Tim Robbins in High Fidelity
Tim Robbins in Bull Durham
Scenario: A lanky guy knocks over a table spilling marinara sauce on a woman's bossom. He tries to help by wiping it off, is slapped in the face and walks home alone. When he arrives home he watched an episode of SCTV and feels a lot better.
"What a geep, huh?"
Tim Robbins in High Fidelity
Tim Robbins in Bull Durham
Scenario: A lanky guy knocks over a table spilling marinara sauce on a woman's bossom. He tries to help by wiping it off, is slapped in the face and walks home alone. When he arrives home he watched an episode of SCTV and feels a lot better.
"What a geep, huh?"
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