Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 11, 2018

Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 02, 2017

Garlic Bread Slut

A slut who loves garlic bread.

Corinna can't stop eating garlic bread, she's a garlic bread slut.

by bigballermax February 27, 2024

Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.

Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017

green garlic

Green garlic happens when you put original garlic in the earth. You can eat it, right of the ground few days later!

- Look at this green garlic!
Eat it, now.
-It tastes like garlic!!

by ILikeToEatPlantsOffTheGround December 22, 2023

Garlic Joe

A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid

Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy

by TJ200407 May 31, 2023

Garlic Transfusion

When all of the blood in your body has been replaced by garlic specifically to ward off vampires.

"Ah, I can't drink his blood because he got a garlic transfusion before he died!"

by kjlfxdvcx;za September 04, 2022