Sushi Gathering

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.

“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”

by CaptainAttractin April 15, 2023

late night gardening

the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana

man i was late night gardening last night

by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010

The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.

After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.

by fartso55 April 14, 2017

organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019

gathering firewood

Benign, but generally useless.

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Magic: The Gathering

A game by nerds for nerds.

I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

gnar gardening

Verb. The act of building rather extreme mountain bike trails with stunts, jumps, ladders, bridges, etc. Promotes a feeling of peace similarly found in Zen garderning.

I spent all day gnar gardening on Jim's Trail that I totally forgot the time. Wanna shred it later?

by The Sad Mechanic February 3, 2009