A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.
"That is so Guiness."
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"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"
"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"
by Monkey08 March 13, 2008
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"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
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"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"
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by Tim Branson April 27, 2008
Get the whore guide mug.Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
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