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Guiness

A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.
"That is so Guiness."
by lookkittens! September 11, 2010
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Guiness

A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.
"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"
by Monkey08 March 13, 2008
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Guidos

a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.
"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008
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Dirty Girl Guide

The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.
Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night
by Spanther December 17, 2008
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Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.
Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.
by KJ69 January 16, 2012
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whore guide

The opposite of a Cock Block. Synonym: Wingman
To be used as if a "tour guide"

"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"
by Tim Branson April 27, 2008
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Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals
Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003
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