Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.
C2: Want to be friends?
Person 67493J: Sure
C2: ...
Person 67493J: ...
C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?
Person 67493J: Sure
C2: ...
Person 67493J: ...
C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021
Get the Granola Barsmug. by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
Get the Granola barsmug. A “ Granola” can be described as a Vegan, Organic, Non-GMO, BPA-Free, Grass Fed, Grass Finished, Dairy Free, Nut Free, Soy Free, Lemon Wedge Deodorant wearing overly environmentally friendly non-hippy-but-also-a-hippy-at-the-same time stereotype (Think hippy minus the drugs and the tie dye.) Granolas often smell like curry and likely live in an off-the-grid tiny house in the middle of some field they probably don’t actually own. In said tiny houses in an effort to save the climate, they likely redirect their “all natural toilet waste” from their glorified port-a-potty into their veggie compost to later use as “natural” fertilizer. Granolas often dress in an outdoorsy fashion that also resembles that of a well dressed hobo. It is not uncommon to identify a Granola wearing Birkenstocks, Athletic Shorts, Camel Back backpacks, North Face Jackets, and more regardless of whether or not they take frequent hikes. Granolas may also be seen driving a Subaru Outback with several decals on the back windshield that often refer to climate change and world peace.
I love Jan but after her month long getaway in the deep woods of the Rocky Mountains, she turned into a total granola!
by NoboHobo January 19, 2022
Get the Granolamug. ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
Get the Granola barmug. by p01uyt July 9, 2025
Get the bepis valley granola barsmug. Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
Get the human granolamug. A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
Get the C2's Granola Barmug.