Garlic Tunes

Referring to a pungent genre of music that is inspired by the culinary world, with songs and rhythms that evoke the sensory experience of cooking with garlic or the atmosphere of a garlic festival. Think of it as a repellent for vampires, where the sounds and melodies act as strong and aromatic like a real garlic dish.

I collectively cringed when someone played Garlic Tunes on the stereo, a genre I detested for its association with garlic.

by GordensMcHoesShraderPyderJohns October 2, 2023

Joanna Garlic

Very Interesting Person. Bad at Maths and a very emotional person. They are 5'7 and a half and sometimes if you annoy them they get very mad. Overall they are a mental person but sometimes AND i mean SOMETIMES they are funny. and they r gay 2.

hey look is Joanna garlic

by hello_54321 November 21, 2023

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016

gone off garlic

When you leave a garlic in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off garlic smells like mint.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

Garlic bread

A phrase commonly used as a code word for erotic fanfictions (mainly on Wattpad.)

I have some hot garlic bread
Can I have some?

by gli-tch August 8, 2022

wild garlic

A seasonal plant commonly used by chefs in cooking but randomly called out in chef pages by douchey chefs in attempts to appear humorous or in need of attention.

wild garlic

by beachedmango July 23, 2016

Garlic-Mingin’-Burger

Defined as the bad quality burgers served in less than desirable joints which when cooked give off a horrible garlic type smell which resonates through the air for miles from the restaurant extractor. Normally found on the province of Magaloof on the Spanish island of Majorca.

Dude “Man, what is that disgusting smell that keeps blowing down wind?

Chick “Dude, it’s those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers they serve down there…you can get a frickin’ egg put on top too, how weird is that man?!

Local Amigo “Hey man, that be some mighty fine local fricassee you be cussin’ there!”

by _clint November 9, 2010