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Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.
If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.
by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021
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garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.
P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"
by No1Shagger June 14, 2020
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Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
by oskarrr January 24, 2022
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Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
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Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).
Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.
by localmenkisser January 17, 2022
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Grumpy Garfield

A hedgehog got messaged by a Grumpy Garfield
by ProLancer2351 June 28, 2021
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National Garfield Day

A: I feel like there is something special about today...

B: Its National Garfield Day

A: What a silly cat.
by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024
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