funishment

Entering into some kind of fun activity that will leave you feeling pretty sore the next day, but with no regrets. Some examples include drinking heavily and stair diving.

Dude, are you up for some funishment on Friday?

by circuitron February 16, 2005

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

dick fungus

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008

toe fungus

code name for girls who smell as good as they look

That freshman is just like toe fungus.

by Slut on the Sea May 2, 2006

Fufus

A fucking dufus; when dufus alone is just not enough

The twat I work with is a fufus that needs to be bitch slapped.

by J & D September 19, 2006

funnsies

1. verb used to describe an event or thing that is enjoyable, sarcastically or otherwise

2. noun. cum

1. I have to study for my exam tonight, funnsies

2. She'll have my funnsies all over her once I'm done with her

by le chat noir December 12, 2009

Mexican Nut Fungus

A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.

After swimming in the neighbors pool, my foot started to itch and breakout from Mexican Nut Fungus.

by fastman123 August 7, 2010