ass funnel 

a person that can dish shit out but cant take it!

robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel

ass funnel by cchasteen July 19, 2005

Irish Funnel Cake 

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

Irish Funnel Cake by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022

Chutney Funnel 

An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.

Chutney Funnel by chutneylover August 20, 2010

fist funnel 

a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification

she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish

fist funnel by Thombone Catkins December 2, 2010

Crumb-funnel 

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.

This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!

Crumb-funnel by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012

Liquor Funnel 

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.

He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.

Liquor Funnel by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

Porcelain Funnel Cake by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020