be fucked

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

by sin_77 November 6, 2006

fuck

Surprisingly enough, it's not a synonym for marijuana.

"Let's smoke some fuck, man."
"... What?"

by Mohamdu December 28, 2005

fuck

Once had shock value, but is now more common than a tattoo on a fat girl's back.

"You think this definition will get the thumbs up"?

"Do I fuck"

by irreverent October 12, 2006

Fuck

An inappropriate remark. Usually used when your trying to exaggerate something or make a point.

Fuck you bud you ugly ass fuck

by nanaimo anon - b frid March 19, 2015

Fuck to the no

Used to express an opinion larger than hell to the no

Guy: Would you have sex with Jessica?

Guy 2: Fuck to the no I wouldn't.

by Beastpastor64 November 30, 2019

Fuck

My favourite word in the English language, but "society's" number one world problem for no fucking reason.

I fucking love to use the word fuck. Why the fucking fuck do people get so fucking offended by it?! IT'S JUST A F U C K ING WORD!!!

by unnamed7billion September 17, 2020

fuck it

another way of saying nevermind or can't be bothered

"Do you wanna go out"
"No, fuck it"

"You're gay"
"what"
"fuck it, it doesn't matter"

by ashman November 14, 2003