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Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!
by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010
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Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!
by crudent February 25, 2011
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Fucking Dawson'd

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.
Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'
by FifeLyf December 9, 2013
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fucking metal

Incredibly hardcore. Used to describe very obscene events, usually containing gore and death.
Guy 1: Dude did you see the new Saw movie? That shit was fucking metal.
by GregJennings December 3, 2010
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Fucking Rights

1. An exclamation of delight

2. Being in agreement with someone else's happy news

(Have heard it used in Canada, not sure about elsewhere)
1. "Ooooh I just won 500 bucks in the lottery...fucking rights!"

2. "hey, I just won the lottery."
--"oh Fuking RIghts man..."
by Steven April 13, 2005
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fucking love

by Thyme9 September 5, 2013
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FUCKING THING SUCKS

when someone posts an article about (x) doing (x)that is not welcomed by the majority of forum users. The phrase can be spiced by adding: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
Taken from Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition meltdown.
Ex. 1:
A digg user has just posted an article about Rush Limbaugh doing (x).

Digg user's reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS"

Ex. 2:
A digg user has just posted an article about Hillary Clinton doing (x).
Reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
Reply to reply: "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
by Allynd Dudnikov May 18, 2008
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