Frost the Muffin

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting

So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"

by plainenough June 18, 2018

frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

by dave May 17, 2003

frost job

A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.

Check out that anchor woman's frost job.

by tinydiva March 8, 2010

Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 24, 2009

Frosted Starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole

Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.

Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.

by walkyofish December 13, 2014

Frosted tits

Cumming on your partners tits.

Aw man I totally frosted Jenny's tits this morning. We call her frosted tits now

by CNF6666 April 15, 2016