Delta Force

The 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta is The United States Army's premeir Counter-Terrorist unit. Delta along with Navy SEAL Team 6 (DEVGRU) and The Air Force's 24th STS form JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command.). Delta Force usually recruits primarily from the 75th Ranger Regiment, yet many Delta Operatives have earned their Green Beret and went through Ranger School before going through Delta screening. Delta Force has been rumored to have a drop out rate of 99.972%. (Example: If you gathered 100,000 fully grown, adult males only 28 could pass Delta screening.) Delta also cross-trains with The British Special Air Service and other Special Forces units of Allied countries.

Earn a Green Beret, get your Ranger tab, go through Delta Force Screening and maybe cross-train with The Grandfathers of Special Operations (The British Special Air Service.). How many people could do it?

by Frozen Eagle December 9, 2012

Asian Force

The force that all asian descendants carry internally. When those of non-Asian descent are not around, the asian descendants are able to utilize this said force, and perform stunning feats of acrobatics and intelligence. Said to be able to predict the future and have X-Ray vision, this Asian force is subtle and hidden.

Ben's asian force saw through Chris' clothes.
That's not fair! Ben used his Asian force to do his homework!

by Agnes Treble June 9, 2007

forget that noise

1. An expletive used to show extreme disagreement or unwillingness.

2. A mild oath used in place of "fuck that shit" to dismiss an idea.

1. "Antwon asked me to hop in his ride to score some dope. Forget that noise!"
2. "British Petroleum wants to plug the hole in the gulf with old tires and golf balls. Forget that noise!"

by SJ@24 May 21, 2010

T-force

"T force" is defined simply as an invisible force emitted by a living being that is known to have a noticeable performance impact on electronic devices in close proximity.

A negative T-force exerted often results in software abnormalities and hardware faults etc.

A positive T-force exerted often results in abnormally good hardware and software performance, especially on old devices.

Tristan has negative t-force, you don't want him near critical hardware.

by DevanR November 6, 2010

FBJ (Forced Blow Job)

The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.

Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”

by A Communion of Willi's December 26, 2011

Dead. Or Sick. I forget.

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.

Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

forced cum

In BDSM, an orgasm that the sub is resisting, so that when he or she finally does cum it's a humiliation experience. Sometimes done in public at a party for extra humiliation.

Molly was doing a brat to get punished, so Jason finally just put his hand down her pants and made her have a forced cum in front of everyone.

He always wants a forced cum once he's tied up.

by passerthru September 30, 2005