Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 22, 2020

flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.

Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.

by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018

Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021

Flat Earther

The very very very derogatory term for "braindead".

Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?

by ihaetschool December 19, 2020

Flat Earthers

People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.

I'm phobic towards flat earthers.

by Nerdo_160 January 15, 2021

flat food

Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).

I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.

by winston smith the III October 12, 2007

flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks

Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!

by Kindly Wise October 28, 2005