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fleshbang

While a girl is slobbering on your flesh weasel take both of your hands and smack both of her ears (do your best to climax at the same time). She will experience a loud ringing sound similar to a flash bang.
Shoulda been there man, I gave Ol girl a Fleshbang while she was smokin my pole. She looked like Pvt. Ryan when I got done with her.
by Sgt. Cum gun February 15, 2022
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fashbang

When a conservative says something so ridiculous it leaves you momentarily stunned.
Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro throwing fashbangs on Twitter like it's a daycare in Waco.
by CannibalHoliday May 8, 2022
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Fleshbang

The act of throwing a fleshlight in a manner resembling a flashbang for similar effect. Bonus points if it is freshly used.
Bao: My mom walked into my room yesterday and it was annoying!
Charles: Yeah bro what did you do about it?
Bao: I Fleshbang her, she totally didn't see it cumming!
Charles: Fs bro *fistbump*
by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023
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Flastbaggered

Brinki was left flastbaggered when she found out that a pussy can turn blue when pregnant.
by ganggangvcoolguy February 15, 2024
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Flassing

The act of ripping your asshole hairs out, then proceeding to floss your teeth with them.
Bungledash saw there was food in Frankfurts teeth so he decided to help him out by pulling his asshole hairs off so he could start flassing.
by DA Big curly July 20, 2024
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