firehose

The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.

I firehosed Nico's mum last night it was hilarious.

by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009

fireshots

A drinking game invented in Alexandria Virginia involving a good size group of kids and plenty of alcohol. To play you need either an open space or a wide hallway where two people can easily move through. Then divide the group into two even teams and place either shots or cups of beer on one end of the hallway and assemble your teams on the other end. To win you must have your entire, one by one, team race down drink their drink and race back (a relay race). Losers must each drink however much they lost by. Each time you race you must do a different style, running backwards, rolling, crawling, hopping, etc.

were gonna get a massive group together and have the ultimate game of fireshots this weekend

by alinamh August 17, 2008

Wet Firehose

When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.

I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose

by DirtyDonkey January 9, 2008

Fireass

an interjection used when a really shitty driver attempts to become some sort of speed demon/ kamikaze dude and almost kills everyone on the road. short for the phrase "wheres the FIRE ASShole?"

Kari: HEY!!! becareful Chrissy...that guy is going to kill us!!! Hes driving like a crazy person!
(as the guy speeds by, windows down, screaming)
Chrissy: FIREASS!!!!

by Chrissy/Kari February 24, 2003

fireshots

An amazing drinking game started in Virginia.
This game requires either an open space or a hallway wide enough to have two people move through.
Works best with large groups, divided into two equal teams. At one end of the hallway place either cups of beer or shots, then have a relay race with each person going down drinking their drink and coming back, to see which team can finish all their alcohol first. Each time you race change the style, ex: running backwards, crawling, spinning, hopping, eyes closed, and you can think of others.
Losers then each have to drink the amount that they lost by before moving onto the next round.

You should come play fireshots with us this weekend

by alinava August 6, 2008

fireaxe

a man who will obtain a great man achievements in his life, and not stand up to the full english breakfast. Generally he prefer sex with small rodents...

Oh what a fireaxe

by Kochansky April 30, 2010

Firewhirl

Firewhirl aka Fire whirls, fire tornadoes or firenadoes, are whirlwinds of flame that may occur when intense heat and turbulent wind conditions combine to form whirling eddies of air. These eddies can tighten into a tornado-like structure that sucks in burning debris and combustible gases.

During the 2003 Canberra bushfires, a Firewhirl (fire tornado) with a diameter of nearly 500 metres (1,600 ft) with horizontal winds exceeding 250 kilometres per hour (160 mph) was documented. Another extreme example of a fire tornado from other than a vegetation fire is the 1923 Great Kantō earthquake in Japan which ignited a large city-sized firestormcitation needed and produced a gigantic fire whirl that killed 38,000 in fifteen minutes in the Hifukusho-Ato region of Tokyo.

by DeniseStormChaser May 16, 2014