Kipp Freeman

An old lady, with the name KIPP. Old, and likes natural disaster tapes,

CHILD: You're such a Kipp Freeman.
MOM: Why?
CHILD: Because you are old !
MOM: I AM NOT

by S3XY_J3N!N! November 6, 2011

facemail

The emails you send/receive via Facebook.

I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I hope we hook up!

by SFJH September 15, 2007

FaceMan Incorporated

A server made by Saint Tim

And I think everyone his server cuz I know you'll love it like I do

FaceMan Incorporated is a cool server!

by Alsen is not cool January 26, 2021

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

yung feemail

A very yung specimen who smells of fish. Can be Jewish at times.

"oooh look at that Yung feemail"

"I know. Only 2 months old yummy"

by yung feemail November 19, 2017

Wookie Facemask

A sexual act, in which the male prepares in advance by shaving off his pubic hair - keeping it in a location near by. At the conclusion of oral intercourse, the male ejects his load on the recipient's face. He then scrambles frantically for the pubic hair and then throws it on the recipient's semen covered face. The pubic hair will stick, resembling the famous Star Wars character Chewbacca, a Wookie. If able to, roar like a wookie as loud as possible.

Broguy, I totally gave her a Wookie FaceMask last night.

Together: *WOOKIE ROAR*

by d0ct0rfill December 21, 2017

Facemerk

When somebody posts an embarrassing Facebook status update from your account when you aren't looking.

Let's Facemerk Jessica while she's in the bathroom by typing a status update telling everyone that she just took the biggest bowel movement in her life!

by TimGUNZ April 6, 2011