Frost the Muffin

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting

So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"

by plainenough June 18, 2018

frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

by dave May 17, 2003

frost job

A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.

Check out that anchor woman's frost job.

by tinydiva March 8, 2010

Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 24, 2009

Frosted Winshield

A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!

Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!

by N.B.C December 24, 2008

Frosted tits

Cumming on your partners tits.

Aw man I totally frosted Jenny's tits this morning. We call her frosted tits now

by CNF6666 April 15, 2016