Flat Earther

The very very very derogatory term for "braindead".

Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?

by ihaetschool December 19, 2020

prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.

SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!

by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008

Flat food

Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.

If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.

The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies

Miss Whoops: "Pancakes?? I really don't like flat food!"

by Rebecca K. Lunetta July 21, 2018

Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 23, 2020

Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

by Enigmatic person April 12, 2019

flat food

Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).

I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.

by winston smith the III September 28, 2007

flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks

Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!

by Kindly Wise October 23, 2005