Veronica: “OMG first class on Delta is soooo expensive, but I don’t want to fly coach.”
Rachel: “Let’s go Jewish First Class. Same leg room as first class and better snacks than coach plus we board earlier.”
Rachel: “Let’s go Jewish First Class. Same leg room as first class and better snacks than coach plus we board earlier.”
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Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
Get the That's what I told my first wife. mug.A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.
Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".
by monkeygettings November 11, 2009
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Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.
Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.
by rampage3318 September 29, 2011
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The love you have for them is more real and mesmerizing than described in books and shown in movies
All of the other people who you had feelings for seem to have never existed and the memories about them are as meaningless as the dirt
Whenever you're with your first love every emotion you've experienced over the years is felt so deep that you'll have to reach further for a sense of control
Once you've gotten used to them being with you it gets harder the moment they finally drift away
The love you have for them is more real and mesmerizing than described in books and shown in movies
All of the other people who you had feelings for seem to have never existed and the memories about them are as meaningless as the dirt
Whenever you're with your first love every emotion you've experienced over the years is felt so deep that you'll have to reach further for a sense of control
Once you've gotten used to them being with you it gets harder the moment they finally drift away
Guy 1:"Who was your first love?"
Girl 1:"This really enticing guy,he was tall and wore glasses alongside the most welcoming blue eyes hiding behind them"
Girl 1:"After him I don't think it's possible for me to love another guy at all"
Guy 1:"So you won't ever love me?"
Girl 1:"Yes,I'll always only love him"
Girl 1:"And the fact that he's never felt the same way or cared won't change a thing because after I met him I finally remembered I have a heart.And I won't ever forget that I need him in it for it to function."
Girl 1:"This really enticing guy,he was tall and wore glasses alongside the most welcoming blue eyes hiding behind them"
Girl 1:"After him I don't think it's possible for me to love another guy at all"
Guy 1:"So you won't ever love me?"
Girl 1:"Yes,I'll always only love him"
Girl 1:"And the fact that he's never felt the same way or cared won't change a thing because after I met him I finally remembered I have a heart.And I won't ever forget that I need him in it for it to function."
by LastChoice December 11, 2017
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Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.
by GandalfTheGreyyy September 25, 2013
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