extended holiday syndrome

A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.

me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

by chinesemofo March 29, 2013

Extension Brat

Any child who has grown up with a parent in the Extension Service, knows what MSU means, got excited when you turned 9 because you get to finally be a real 4-H'er, personally knows 10 or more Extension Agents- or has memorized who serves what county, tried to name every county and county seat in the state, and has played "Name That Noxious Weed" on many a road trip.

Have you seen the Eastern Region Department Head's daughter? Man, she is an Extension Brat.

by Extension Brat July 6, 2015

extendoclit

the part of your penis that is between the tip and the neck base. some may call this the "color change" that extends when an erection occurs

thanks to my extendoclit, my dick gets longer and harder when something arouses me.

by djshib21 December 5, 2015

Extend-o-back

A not so rare disease/deformity some people (male or female) encounter in their life. This disease/deformity will bring down someone's self-esteem & hurt their chances at dating a 10. Extend-o-back aka Extend-o-neck is when that ass never makes an appearance. This forces your neck/upper back to extend all the way down to your ankles.

Oh My God Becky look at her extend-o-back. She must have forgotten her J-Lo booty underware!

by CJthaDJ July 20, 2016

extendicator

An extention to a hydraulic fitting

The check valve is under the extendicator.

by Genebean April 7, 2017

exten

meaning angry,hateful,bashful person with a bad temper.

theirs a kid in school who is always a exten

by wywygwhdbqhdgu February 13, 2018

extentuos

A combination of substantial and extensive.

We have had extentuos communications over the last week.

by PurplePanda1234 March 3, 2019