EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME

WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.

When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.

by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011

strawberry explosion

1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle

Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!

by Cap'n Snatch April 7, 2008

karate explosion

A totally sweet ninja move that basically involves a bunch of ninja-like hand gestures to distract your current foe, then a swift kick to the nuts whilst they are distracted.

(you yelling) KARATE!!!
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*

by cooleen August 29, 2005

corned beef explosion

A chick with an abundant quantity of labia resembelling a buffet of corned beef.

that broad has a huge mound, must be a corned beef explosion in there

by cunnypro February 25, 2006

Explosivo de caca

What happens after you eat spicy food of the Mexican variety

Last night I had 14 jalapeño peppers on my pizza , this morning ... explosivo de caca

by Scabbiabi2 December 7, 2015

explosive diarrhea

when you poop so much you blow up the toilet

i had explosive diarrhea

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

Explosive Hell

When a man sticks his dick into another person's anus causing the other person to have feces discharged from the anus and stain the dick that was inserted into the anus.

Joe has just gotten an explosive hell out of her, wondering how hes gonna clean that shit off

by LucasDaHomo March 4, 2021