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Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018
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Exam

A nightmare fuel sheet of paper that comes from deep hell, its used to destroy the mental health of high school students and teens, you're damn cooked if it's online, bc of too many errors, used by teachers to watch you suffer in agonizing pain, if one fails the exam, it is said to lower the grade, thus builds up level 5 stress, and it sucks bro...
exam is the worst bro its the WORSTTTTTTTTT
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! October 2, 2025
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The worst experience of your life. They sneak up on you, and without preparation, can cause a reaction from your parents.
Person 1: what a great day!
Person 2: you ready for the maths exam?
Person 1: NOOOOOOOO!
by SNOWMAN2345 December 2, 2019
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clam exam

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.
He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam
by JoeCook February 11, 2015
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Exam

exams are the worst. its basically torture but on a piece of paper.
person 1: hey how do u think u did on the exam?
person 2: awful. I just wanna tear the fucking paper and pass away.
by weirdass_bitch June 21, 2021
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proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.
by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019
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oh no an exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by imkindasus69 March 10, 2022
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