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Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018
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Exam

A nightmare fuel sheet of paper that comes from deep hell, its used to destroy the mental health of high school students and teens, you're damn cooked if it's online, bc of too many errors, used by teachers to watch you suffer in agonizing pain, if one fails the exam, it is said to lower the grade, thus builds up level 5 stress, and it sucks bro...
exam is the worst bro its the WORSTTTTTTTTT
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! October 2, 2025
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Exam

The worst experience of your life. They sneak up on you, and without preparation, can cause a reaction from your parents.
Person 1: what a great day!
Person 2: you ready for the maths exam?
Person 1: NOOOOOOOO!
by SNOWMAN2345 December 2, 2019
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Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.
"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."
by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022
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Exam Brethren

Examination brethren ( Exam Brethren);
This is a means of supporting colleagues writing exams

It can be in form of cash, foodstuff and kind words of encouragement (which should go with the first two)
Exam brethren is a tradition majorly done in medical school
Nonso is going to recieve exam brethren in this coming exam from me
by ProEx February 22, 2020
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exam

actual hell. christians are wrong about what hell looks like. it looks like exams. fucking exams
teacher: u hav an exam
me: FUCK *drops out of school*
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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Exam Brethren

Examination brethren ( Exam Brethren);
This is a means of supporting colleagues writing exams

It can be in form of cash, foodstuff and kind words of encouragement (which should go with the first two)
Exam brethren is a tradition majorly done in medical school
Nonso is going to recieve exam brethren in this coming exam from me
by ProEx February 22, 2020
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