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Chynthiya Evangeline 

Chynthiya is a beautiful queen. She speaks directly with everyone and does not backstab anyone. You can trust Chynthiya for everything. She is such such goddess. You are so lucky if you have a soul mate like Chynthiya

Evangelist 

Usually reffered to define a religious creed, it can also be used in Italy to define a Homosexual with phsychiatric problems
Poor Davide, I recently found out he's an evangelist....
Evangelist by Rockefellerscanc November 15, 2016

Evangelical atheist  

Someone who is an atheist but has a wide knolegde of science and religion. The evangelical atheist has choesen science over religion with good arguments as to why he or she has done so. It is basically a religion without a god.

(Looking at some of the other definitions i decided to post a half decent one. The other ones seem to look at evangelical atheists as assholes... that is not true. You will encounter some but at least they put forward logical arguments about their view unlike religious people. "Yeah well god said let there be light and it just appeared..." makes perfect sense.
Evangelical atheist - Hey im an atheist :D

OMFG WTF LOL UR OBVIUSLYY GHEY COZ ITS TRU DAT GOD WOZ MAKE DA WORLD COZ IT SEZ IN THE BIBLE SO UR RONG LOL

Evangelical atheist - But i have scientific evi..

NO DA BIBLE SEZ DAT IS RONG K BAI

evangeleen 

evangeleen stands for true friend, one you can 100% rely on when your down, they are special but sensitive. they want to be heard and seen for who they truest are. they want to loved and cared for. although sometimes they are difficult to handle and have a little attitude they will be there no matter what, even if they’re down they will push it away to make you feel okay, they are true.
hi i’m evangeleen.
evangeleen by Evangeleen November 23, 2021

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

Evangeloon 

An extremely religious person who uses their religious faith to justify their crazy actions.

This comes from the word “Evangelical”, referring to a religious person, and “loon”, referring to a crazy person.
That evangeloon over there thinks he doesn’t have to wear his seatbelt because god will protect him all car crashes, even though he had one last week.
Evangeloon by WearAMask December 28, 2020