eamon

1.a skinny wannabe singer from staten island who can't sing and has explict lyrics abusing the female gender

yo yo yo, i'm eamon and i think i'm black.

by _ January 3, 2005

edmonds

Excellent; immensely lucky; an example of great skill or cunning; obvious attractiveness.

"That shot was proper edmonds, man."

"That sure was one edmonds night we had."

by LPK February 17, 2006

edmonton

A great city with a booming economy. It is not on top of Calgary just geographically though, we have 5 stanley cups to their 1, and 13 grey cups to their 5.
Calgary(AKA Mulletgary) is full of inbred homosexuals.

Oh, you're from Edmonton, you're straight. People from Calgary like taking it in the bum from their immediate family.

by jubutteea July 4, 2006

Edmonton

A large, sprawling, industrial cesspool located in central Alberta, that is home to about 1.1 million people. Edmonton is known for very few things, and is a relatively unremarkable city with the largest shopping mall in North America. Edmonton has the highest murder rate in Canada, because all of the inbred trash that works in the oil fields up north comes down to Edmonton to waste their money on whores, drugs and lap dances before shooting someone in the face. These people are usually white trash, natives or immigrants from Africa and India.

Edmonton is also home to some of the most godawful, fucked up architecture in the world, where every building is either a grey or brown box that is spiced up with shitty neon. This is because most of the city's buildings were built in 1966 and haven't been renovated since my parents were in kindergarten and all the historic architecture was torn down by unscrupulous city planners.

On the bright side, Edmonton is also one of the wealthiest, fastest growing cities in the world, and the average Edmontonian has a higher per capita income than any other type of Canadian. That's the only reason I stay in this frozen over hellhole. Edmontonians have opportunities like no other.

Also, Edmonton is still better than Calgary, which is a boring Toronto wannabe with ugly, rude people and a shitty zoo. It's not as ugly as Edmonton, but it has no soul and is inhabited by mindless worker drones who sit in cubicles all day drinking soup from a straw.

I just went to Edmonton, got shot, got frost bite and made 500,000 dollars from working at McDonalds.

by jeogruiewrf December 30, 2011

Ermonie

Ermonie is an girl with a good looking body , has abs, got some cake, and everbody wants her , but she only want that one boy she can settle with and love until death. She has an amazing personaility and everbody is secretly jealous of her and wants to be like her. She can get anybody she want but she want an loyal , trustworthy , and freaky boy that isn't gonna break her heart. She is funny asf, and will brighten your day.

Look at ermonie go

Ermonie your butt getting fater
Ermonie is your bf putting that work in from behind

by issa_tayylor April 16, 2017

Emonic

A cross between emo and demonic, for they are actually one in the same. That's deep maan. Real deep.

Emo guy: "Oh man. Oh man. My girlbuddi just broke up with me. I think I need to lay in my closet for a while, listen to Muse, and slit my wrists to let my emotions out."

Normal guy: "Oh man. Oh man. You are so emonic...."

by Deinococcus Radiodurans June 29, 2006

emonji

A one-player game (or it can played as a competition between friends to find the funniest results)
The player types in a clique/label like emo (the name comes from this) and adds a letter or a few letters in front of the word, then searches it on Urban Dictionary. E.g. slemo

person 1: Hey, wuu2?
person 2: nm, just playing emonji

by SellotapeLips January 4, 2011