Eden Zhang

basically an asian african who needs tweezers to beat off

eden zhang's penis fell off

by asianpotnoodle April 3, 2019

Ms. Eden

That one terrible spanish teacher that every school has. She's the one who like to assign homework every day and 100+ word quizzes. A synonym to Ms. Eden would satan. She's also the teacher that goes out of her way to enforce the dress code.

"I can't believe Ms. Eden gave me a detention for not wearing a belt." "Ya I know she's awful she just assigned our class a 100 vocab quiz tomorrow!"

by Ms.Edensdad January 11, 2020

eden-jay

A highly attractive Asian, who helps people out. He gives advice for love, and he gets all the girls.

Dang, eden-jay is so cute!

by Unlovelyriver06 March 7, 2017

Eden McCarthy

Most famous for being engaged to actor Taylor Lautner, an Eden McCarthy is a total badass. She's cool, admired and has massive boobs.

Person A: Hey did you see that girl, dude?
Person B: yeah, the one with the massive boobs, red lipstick and walks like a boss!?
Person A: yeah, that one, shes a total Eden McCarthy.

by winningateverything December 15, 2011

eden and austin

The cutest and most perfect couple anyone will ever meet. They are like the stars and the moon, peanut butter and jelly, they are meant to be. They were friends at first but quickly fell for eachother. They both find eachother irresistible and without knowing their love will create such a strong bond that they can’t even picture themselves with another.

Did you see Eden and Austin?

Yes! I wish I had a relationship like them

by couples names December 5, 2017

eden and jaclynn

The two most imaginative people and so amazing and kinda a Sam and Colby rip off but are so much more unique

Person1: Eden and Jaclynn are so weird
Person2:lamo ya in a good way

by Jac666 September 10, 2019

eden cruise

Eden is the most lean guy you'll ever meet. He has more veins than you can count. you can find Eden cruise being a skull with all the girls or boosting it on the streets, being a rally driver. Eden is the most sarcastic boy you'll meet but also the nicest guy you'll meet. No one will eve be as cool as eden cruise

"wow you're lean"
"yeah but not as lean as Eden Cruise"

by fuckgirlfuckboy August 22, 2016