If I'm lying, I'm dying

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.

Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.

by KY Dude February 25, 2019

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fried, dyed, and laid to the side

refers to over permed, over colored, overstyled hair. This style usually found on those over the age of 30

damn, her hair looks fried, dyed, and laid to the side. she needs to start over...whew!

by Analogue August 28, 2005

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dying inside in a good way

When you can only describe the way you feel as dying inside but you're just insanely happy and/or giddy. You would like to sink into the ground because the happiness is too much.

Y/n: OMGGG MY CRUSH LOOKED AT ME🤪🥵
Bff/n: that's so great🙄 how do you feel???
Y/n: oh fine, I'm just dying inside in a good way

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Tie Dyed Gift Shop

The coolest place on earth. Located in wonderful Yellow Springs, Ohio. They've been known to illegally employ vagrant bears and rabid squirrels to cut costs and because the Yellow Springs, Ohio wildlife has great artistic ability.

Long sleeve shirts, short sleeve shirts, hoodies, onesies, socks etc.

Their handmade dyes are super rad and one of a kind! Bear dyes man, bear dyes..

"I went to a righteous store today." "Was it the Tie Dyed Gift Shop?" "How'd you know?" "Pffffft..."

by Tie Dyed T Rex February 4, 2010

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