Dumpster Dunks

A pair of semi-worn, name brand basketball shoes that you found in the garbage. Condition may vary.

"Dude, I found these almost new Jordans in the trash!"

"That's nasty, you gonna wear em'?"

"Hell yeah, these are gonna be my Dumpster Dunks".

by Toomz May 18, 2010

Oregon dumpster

A dump that ends up requiring a metric ton of toilet paper to wipe before you're clean.

"I took a real Oregon dumpster the other day. It used up a whole roll of TP!"

by pseudosara March 20, 2019

dumpster eagle

A raven.

Given this name because they eat garbage (like eagles) but are typically seen in more urban areas, especially leafing through dumpsters in winter. Used in Alaska.

Can also be used to describe an actual eagle, with much less comedic value

Those ravens kept me up all night, screeching and tipping over garbage bins! Fucking dumpster eagles.

by somethingnew December 6, 2007

Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

dumpster hire

A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.

I can’t believe they gave Timothy the team lead role. He’s a complete dumpster hire!

by Bassam March 8, 2018

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

Dumpster Cult

The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.

So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?

by YAWA September 6, 2023