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Duck

A duck is a duck not much more to explain.
Person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DUCK
*pets aggressively*
by IMINMISERYLETMEBE September 4, 2022
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Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"
by lateisbait February 22, 2017
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Ducking

When a male (usually the owner of a jeep) sticks his testicles in the ass of another male without the penis. If he does so successfully, he is awarded with a rubber duck.
“You see all these ducks in my jeep? That’s from ducking. Now watch me drive my jeep over a cliff side.
by Zapruder_313 July 16, 2022
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duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.
Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003
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Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.
Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.
by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010
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Duck

Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.
"No thanks duck"

"How are you duck?"
by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009
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Ducked

When a guy is on break or has recently broken up with his girlfriend and tries find a replacement. The new girl will probably fall for him. Then he goes back to his old girlfriend leaving the other girl in the dust, or "ducking" her.
The "replacement" girl got Ducked.
Girl 1: So what ever happened to what's his name?
Girl 2: Oh he Ducked me, for real. He went back to his ex.
Girl 1: Oh girl that sucks. Lyin', Cheatin', huzzies always get the good ones.
by Andimeg September 7, 2007
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