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tommy douglas 

creator of modern canada. founder of the NDP, the democratic socialist party whos policy have had a great impact on the nation today. creator of liberal reforms, with medicare as the crown jewel of his policies. voted the top canadian of all time. he's a socialist, not a communist. only an american, australian, or albertan would be too stupid to know the difference.
American: "Yous Canadians is nice, but most of you is a bunch of weird backward commies."
Non-Albertan Canadian: "No, our nation is founded on democratic socialism, so is every nation in Europe and even li'l America, otherwise known as Japan."
America: "No, I watched the Fox News Channel and dey said that only Canada has socialism and that it just a codeword for commies."
Non-Albertan Candian: "Fox News? That explains your stupidity."

Tommy Douglas would be apauled at the gov't of Alberta's attempts to slash his reforms!
tommy douglas by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008
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Harry Douglas

A mixed drink containing 2 parts Maker's Mark and 1 part Schweppes Ginger Ale.

The plural is Harry Dougli.
That bartender makes one stiff Harry Douglas.
Harry Douglas by weitzel January 4, 2009

Euan Douglas 

A onion reeking bastard pagan sniffing train loving autistic wanker who will die a virgin
He looks like a Euan Douglas
Euan Douglas by XxCieran2004Xx April 14, 2020

Mrs. Douglas

A stupid bitch who can't teach worth a crap.
Mrs. Douglas is the worst teacher to ever graduate from college. That we know of.

Mark Ass Buster Douglas 

Same as mark ass buster, but normally said to close friends when they're being bitches, because its funnier.
person one: I don't wanna go, you go.

person two: man quit bein a mark ass buster douglas!!

Michael Douglas 

A term used to refer to the the Class A drug MDMA.
Have you brought Michael Douglas along with you? I'm gonna hit the Douglas hard tonight in Ibiza.
Michael Douglas by BigTspoon July 12, 2012

Grumpy Douglas 

When you have a shit really bad and then a huge steaming pile of shit comes out grumbling at you.
"I had to take a grumpy douglas after eating all those chicken wings last night"
Grumpy Douglas by Verminoth February 20, 2014