by ser see swee February 03, 2021
Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
A really cute domestic animal. Named ''Man's best friend'', it's for a reason. Deserves love, food, water, a home, and being walked.
by the random. October 07, 2021
dog a dog is an animal and it plays, barks, sleeps, eats, and does normal stuff like that. they are sometimes called, fur babies, and pooches, because most people consider them really cute. they are normally considered part of the family, because most people love them.
by Sweet peeps! Aka, Emilie August 11, 2020
Your best fuzzy beautiful companion. Known to hate cats, but- no. They don't all hate cats. bootiful little guys
by hOi!! i'M just bored ᓚᘏᗢ May 24, 2021
Acts as a shadow to humans but doesn't disappear when it's dark. This particular shadow also requires food and exercise.
Is also a source of unconditional love, joy and entertainment.
Is also a source of unconditional love, joy and entertainment.
by papipup October 30, 2017