When you accidentally fart while your lover is giving you a Rusty Trombone, it then becomes a Dizzy Gillespie.
My girl was giving me a rusty trombone and I let a fart slip out, here cheeks blew out like Dizzy Gillespie!
by Underpants Dancer November 7, 2020
Get the Dizzy Gillespiemug. by Top opp goon March 28, 2022
Get the Dizzymug. by Dizzy Dirt March 1, 2024
Get the Dizzy Dirtmug. Chaotic
Shambles
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To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.
by Thirdweeknd December 8, 2021
Get the It’s dizzy over there for youmug. A demasculated male.
dizzy ballsum: I'm a worldclass asshole, I know it, I'm sorry, that's me. Can I have my balls and scrotum back?
tiffany: Nope. Cya punk! ;)
tiffany: Nope. Cya punk! ;)
by brutalballet June 23, 2013
Get the dizzy ballsummug. When you press the wrong buttons in a video game, because you're too used to the controls of a different game.
by WhompingWillow September 23, 2016
Get the Dizzy Thumbsmug. Dizzy Dab is a 50/50 split of both weed extract (dab) and speed (meth). Take weed and speed and cook until both substances are liquified. Let mixture re-coagulate and the fire away.
Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.
Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.
Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Holy fuck those dizzy dabs sure are the panty dropper. I hit it one time next thing I knew I was on the train to pound town. I told them boys I was not a whore, one of them said “I got a half gram of dizzy dab that says you are”. Sure as shit next thing I knew pipe down legs up………..
by Da UrbanCowboy May 31, 2023
Get the Dizzy Dabmug.