disp

Double Income Small Pooch (disp) i.e. a ridiculously wealthy couple who choose to spend their life savings on high fashion, fancy vacations, personal training and spas for their definitely small dog. Found in large numbers around the West Hollywood area in California, these couples will usually be found in restaurants with a no kids policy.

"Hey don't look now, but I just spotted a disp at 9 o'clock."

by LADiddy December 8, 2020

dispatch_official_real1

A tiktok account that is more popular than Barley D'inosaur. In which exposes idols and celebrities and a sexy motherfucker.

dispatch_official_real1 is hot

by t0esuck3r January 9, 2021

Dispensary fetish

When someone is obsessed with getting ripped off at a dispensary. They wont buy weed from their well established fair and cost effective dealer. They insist on waiting in line for hours to get the same or inferior product at 3x the price.

Matt insists on goin to that govt run nazi camp to get ripped off buyin that overpriced kush and stand in line all day. What a cunt. Hes got major dispensary fetish. My local dealer joho has all the good shit, i never have to wait and i can get a splooge job with my dank before leaving at the same cost he pays.

by ballplayer182 March 7, 2022

Disgy

A slur for people with Dysgraphia (a learning disability that affects writing abilities.)

Yo disgy , you didn’t wait for me after class.

by Frijolero Fernández April 27, 2022

Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011

Corn Dispenser

Ones anus!

I rammed her right in her corn dispenser!

by Leftcoast3333 July 20, 2016

Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020