Dy5function

Insanely dirty call of duty player. Likes little kids in his van. Chips

"Best trickshot in call of duty?" "Dy5function"

by BcCalculus April 10, 2012

dysfunctional breasts

when one boob is bigger or smaller that the other.

Ja Skank Ho has some crazy dysfunctional titties.

by Frank Fenimore May 13, 2005

Vague Distinction

A case where an otherwise attractive person has little definition between the lower jaw and neck due to a small or recessed chin.

How was your blind date, was she cute?

Kinda, but she had a vague distinction.

Man, that's too bad.

by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.

Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.

by Masonw070204 October 8, 2018

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Reptile dysfunction

Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner

Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER

by Glenicus. December 18, 2018

I have erectile dysfunction

nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt

Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019