A rich, good looking Hispanic man, primarily of european descent, who spends his spare time romancing white sorority girls at private universities.
Frat Boy 1: Are you still with Cindy?
Frat Boy 2: Nah man, I caught her in bed with some diego, so we broke up.
Frat Boy 2: Nah man, I caught her in bed with some diego, so we broke up.
by mplad September 13, 2006
a big cock guy who likes girls and the girls love him with his big lips and curly hair loves basketball and always has money
I want to be a diego
by el buddahh March 13, 2017
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by blahahah37282 October 03, 2020
(v.) the act of sodomizing an unsuspecting homosexual negroid; often results in the contraction of AIDS. When diegoing, the perpetrator lures in a pack of niggers with a bucket of fresh KFC. As the apes feast on the chicken, he thoroughly inspects them, searching for the one with the largest, most African elephant dick.
Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for diegoing. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the diegoer will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.
In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of diegoing, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh bean tacos, as he is usually Mexican or some corrupt variant. As he eats the tacos, the diegoer smiles with joy, contemplating his next victim.
Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for diegoing. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the diegoer will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.
In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of diegoing, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh bean tacos, as he is usually Mexican or some corrupt variant. As he eats the tacos, the diegoer smiles with joy, contemplating his next victim.
Diego: My asshole is feeling really tight, you wanna go diego tonight?
Jared: Sure! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
Jared: Sure! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
by Von Cockenstein December 17, 2010