dickshine

1. An insult pertaining to a person who literally and very happily shines the penis.

Person 1: Hey, Michelle, how are you doing today? I admire you.

Person 2: Tom, you are a dickshine.

Person 1: I resent that remark.

by boobielachascopiecopielachasboobie June 17, 2008

Frat Dicking

A form of time wasting, generally done on sunny, warm afternoons in front of fraternities. Loud music from large speakers, commonly called "frat blasters", is commonplace, along with frisbee and football.

During this time, fraternity brothers make a point of using "bro" language, calling each other Bro, referring to things as "brotastic", etc. T-shirts are scarce during Frat Dicking, unless it is a cut-off or muscle shirt. Flip flops and shorts are also common apparel.

The point of Frat Dicking is to "bro out", represent your fraternity, try and show off for passing women, get tan, and improve on frat skills such as, but not limited to, frisbee. Frat Dick can also refer to someone who participates in Frat Dicking.

Frat Dicking is commonly judged on quality based on sports participation, number of shirtless muscular bros, number of women joining in on the activites (especially attractive ones in bikinis), and time the frat dicking began and ended with full participation.

Ex.1: "Dude we were frat dicking so hard, what a good way to spend a sunny day."

Ex.2: "Hey what are you up to today?"
"Just gonna frat dick all day at the house, you should stop by and throw some disc!"

Ex. 3: "Look at all those frat dicks out there just wasting time in the front lawn."

by StensDaddy March 8, 2010

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

dicking around

dicking around is one i've heard many times before. the most common defenition would be: messing around, wasting time, or goofing off.

dude we are going to be late! stop dicking around!

by Felicia October 30, 2003

dicking around

mocking around; a term used when someone's doing something unproductive

stop dicking around.

by liz October 30, 2003

Cheese-Dicking

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.

A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!

by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011

Dickskin

Adj. Of high quality, or made of fine materials; showing class and sophistication, particularly with regards to clothing or other elements of personal grooming.

"That's quite a fancy dickskin jacket you got there, gay boy."

"$90 for a cut and wash?! That must be some real dickskin haircut!"

by Iztish October 24, 2012